friggen hurt my leg...

So i know everyone says this, but it's totally true. most people get hurt near the first week or last week of work. Sometimes it's not even cause you're careless.

Take thursday for example

I went to pick up a big ol box with what i think had a couch inside. as i'm tipping it it falls over. Big deal not gonna risk myself in trying to save it. EXCEPT a strange turn of events took place. This friggin box hit ANOTHER dolly. not even mine a second one. Which cause this dolly to firggin rocket into my leg SCOOP FIRST. because of the box on it it wanted to go down. Scratching UP my leg. I can feel it bruising and look down to see it friggen tore skin away with it. a huge gouge in my leg. no blood yet. So i whipped the skin off the dolly and watched my leg to see if it would start bleeding. It did after about a minute. so i go and tell a supervisor and get it taken care of at the clinic down the street.

Pissed me off something good though considering friday was my last day and the fact that the other dolly just had to be in the right position facing the right way in order to cause maximum damage... UHG

fusion dance, final fantasy 13 and uhm...something else

so today i was well... dancing? Here's the scene. i was at home alone and was really excited that i could watch A midsummer night dream which was filmed in black and white. The i was well jumping around and did the fusion dance. I then stopped thinking to myself, "hu it's been a while since i tried that..." then i realized how much of a friggen nerd i am... really though. i memorized the fusion dance when i was a kid. I was totally cool. I guess i hoped one day i'd run into someone of similar stature to me and be able to combine into some badass that'd save the world in under 30 minutes. But still. good times

Final fantasy 13 is super duper awesome. yall should play it and love it.

superman = loserman

K so here's the deal. Starting issue 701 of the current DC superman comic superman will be going on a not so epic adventure. He plans to WALK ACROSS AMERICA. you know, to reconnect with the people. This came when he realized he doesn't have a connection with the people whom he keeps safe. He then asked the flash who had this to say "When I'm running flat-out, I see what I figure you see when you're flying up there at several bazillion times the speed of sound," the speedster replies. "I see a blur. Unless I make an effort to see the details." NO FUCKING DUH. The flash can run at like the speed or light or something. i remember in one justice league cartoon he could fucking travel through time he was so fast. So WTF. WTF IS THIS SUPERMAN? They also said he may go down to the south and do something there. LIKE WHAT? Drink some moonshine and play a banjo?! maybe he'll fight the evil BANJOMAN? BETCHA his super power is drinking booze and making people's ears bleed. UHG. Just when you think superman can't get any lamer. they turn him into an American Terry Fox. Minus the cancer and a good cause... HERPA DERP SUPERMAN that's all i have to say. No wonder i don't read DC comics. BLARG. GOOD SHOW DC GOOD SHOW!


http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/06/23/1696634_supermans-walk-across-america.html

mario galaxy and video game lists and FINALLY applying to u of c

Yar it be official maties. This old sea dog has set his bottle a float in hopes the u of c accepts him. It's been a treacherous journey, full of sirens and octopies and whirlpools. But alas i have taken the plunge and set sail in hopes of a new land!

yeah... with that out of the way, we'll talk about some exciting things. I bought mario galaxy purely because new super mario brothers wii just wasn't doing it for me anymore and with the upcoming mario galaxy 2 i just HAD to do it. Gotta say the game is fucking ADDICTING. It's crazy good fun with 2 people though. Try and find a mate that just wants to sit there, watch you game and collect stuff with the wii mote. I found playing it with my sister very fun, as she would critique me on how poorly i jump and yet was helpful in collecting stuff and shooting the star bit cannon. Believe me, trying to do some hardcore platforming while worrying about pointing the wii mote at the screen and shoot/collect stuff does not go over well.

I also have comprised a list of video games that i will be playing over the summer here's a taste of what i have so far

batman arkham asylum
assassin's creed 2
mario galaxy 2
no more heros 2
mario galaxy
new super mario brothers wii
fable 2 (as a bad guy)
paper mario 2 and 3

it should prove to be amazing summer because of it.

rap and key chains and new supar mario brothers

first listen to this

*whistles* p to the o-k-e-m-o-n

now that i'm done infecting your brain with pokemon we can continue.

So i was in china town with Joce and Erin the day before yesterday, why you ask? i HAD to buy a pokemon key charm thing for my pokewalker cause i'm just that friggin cool. Well and i wanted to hang out with Erin and hadn't seen Joce in a while. But yeah so i'm in the store and i find a MEW! fucking win. So i run up the counter "i want this!" "they're 3 for 10." "OMG REALLY?!" so i run back and look for some more. except all i can find are gay sinnoh pokemon. what to do... "oh there's more over here" "FUCKING WIN!" so i look over there and want do i find? "SCIZOR! TYPHOLISON!" gotta be my 2 fav pokemon ever. so i bought them. scizor is on my phone, mew is on my pokewalker and typhlosion is on my ds. lots of win

i've also been playing new super mario brothers a lot lately. it's pretty damn bad ass to be honest. I love playing it a lot. Not just with my sister in 2 player but single player is awesome too. I HATE saving toads though and HATE being mario. luigi is ten times better...

dress clothes and impulses and interviews

So i have an interview with shaw this evening. However it's for a sales job and i really really don't want the job, mostly cause you're on the road a lot and i just really don't wanna go after something like that right now. Plus sales job? again? i promised myself after last summer that i wouldn't do another job like that. it's just so hard to fit in with people like that and when i look back on the whole experience it very much feels like you're wrapped in the comfortable blanket of possibility when really, you're working your ass off and may not come home with a paycheck everyday...

So because of this interview i thought i'd try and look my best and put on some of my dress clothes from last summer. turns out i got bigger, not just horizontally but vertically too. My shoulders got wider, my arms are longer, my legs are longer and my gut is bigger. it's a bit discouraging but at the same time i'm thankful that i'm still growing a bit... some in unwanted places though.

The funniest part about all this is that at the same time this group called Vector marketing has been calling me none stop. They're a great bunch of guys from what i've heard but as i said i'm not at all in the mood for a sales job. The same guy has called at least 10 times now... and left 5 messages. i finally was actually around and didn't have my pants on the floor, so i picked up the phone. Best part was during my stay at my job last summer was that i learned about impulses. This includes but is not excluded to, fear of loss, sense of urgency, jones effect, greed and indifference. So when i started talking to the guy he was super friendly with me, asked me about how i was, then impulsed the shit out of me. "we're trying to fill these spots soon so interviews are a first come first serve basis and we have a lot of applications, are you free tonight?" i laughed to be honest. fear of loss, sense of urgency, indifference (never once did he say we're impressed by your application) and telling me there's lots of applicants? Jones effect. pretty funny stuff, i have to admit i giggled while on the phone with him.

Oh and p.s i miss when ditto wasn't just used for pokemon sex...

B gata H kei review (first impressions)

Good evening anime fans today we'll be looking at another new series that premiered this season. We'll be looking at the soon to be ecchi hit, B gata H kei

I'll be following the format laid out in my last review so lets get to it! However i will be adding a section about characters it will not at al be in depth just really quick and dirty.

Opening - Really cute sound as expected from an ecchi anime. most of it is just the main female character Yamada doing stereotypical cute things. there's also a little spot for each of the other characters. Nothing too amazing but it's not at all shitty so that's a good thing.

art style - Why does it seem more time and effort is put into ecchi art than any other art? Gotta say I'm pretty impressed, they chose a really good stereotypical ar5t style for a ecchi anime and gotta say it's really cute. It does however seem that other than different heads and tits all the characters have the exact same body... well except for Yamada cause she's got these crazy long legs and her skirt is half as long as all the other girls. That's just me being really picky though.

story - Yamada's goal is to have 100 fuck buddies by the end of high school. She's currently a virgin and wants more than anything to meet the proper guy for her to lose her virginity with. She of coarse chooses some normal, plain looking everyday high school no body, for no real reason at all. But she's a bit of an idiot when it comes to sexual matters or even how to hit on a guy. This leads to a lot of crazy things happening. Nothing that amazing or ground breaking.

characters - k, seriously, they all seem SO 2d it's not even funny. It's basically just been the same gags over and over just instead of her showing tits she'll raise her skirt. i do hope however things get a bit more interesting but i doubt it.

bonuses - They refer to virginity as having your "cherry-kun" made me fucking laugh when i listened to them speak instead of just reading subs. There's also a lot of stuff about cherrys in the anime as well. It's pretty funny

overall I'd give it a 7/10 nothing earth shattering though. It's really cute and i REALLY like the art so where it loses in being awesome it makes up for being super cute and easy to watch. Very much an anime for guys though. or lesbians. or if you're bi sexual. or just love romances with a lot of ecchi.... or don't have a significant other.

what's black and white and red all over?

pokemon apparently. A few hours ago of the time this is posted the 5th gen of pokemon games has been announced in japan. Pokemon black and white. Currently all we know is that these games will part of the 5th generation of pokemon and will feature the 2 fox pokemon Zorua and Zoroark.(these pokemon are black and red, which is where i got the red in the title from) They are slated to release at the end of this year so we will probably see an english version about a year from now if they take the same amount of time as they did for translating heart gold and soul silver.

I'd also like to comment on how much of a nerd i am for knowing this bit of news hours after it being released....really gotta get a life. i'm working on it though :)

kaichou wa maid-sama (first impression)

Good evening anime fans today we'll be looking at one of the new series that has come out this month. We'll be looking at what i hope to be an up and coming star, kaichou wa main-sama

now i have no idea what i did in the past. but what I'll be doing is looking at what i think are the 3 most important things to an anime. These are the things i look at when deciding what animes to watch.

Opening - It's got some pretty nice opening graphics switching between a couple of styles to cause a nice cute sorta atmosphere. It sorta reminded me of the Special A. It really sets up that there's something going on between the 2 main characters(obviously since it's an anime) But you do see the girl in more of a darker atmosphere a couple of times that gets explained in the anime.

art style - gotta say it's not amazing fantastic nor is it horrible. they do a lot of more "cute" things though cause well the main character is a girl after all. i think that they pull it off really well and throw in some of the "maid" aspects at time to spice up the atmosphere.

story - story seems interesting. nothing completely new though. Basic run down is that this girl goes to a school that only recently became coed and therefore has few girls. Misaka tries to do everything, be president, patrol the school, make sure the girls are treated well, maintain good grades and work a maid job. When her dad ditched the family he left a huge debt behind that has caused the whole family to be poor. the best part is that she's a maid while trying to be the model student. Funny contrast. Then the hottest guy in school finds out her secret and starts to stalk her cause he loves her. neat and i'm excited to see all the drama that happens because of it. it very much reminds of Special A again though. except the main character chick is a maid on the side.

bonuses - the first scene is absolutely amazing we see Misaka not allowing the obvious trouble makers Kurosaki, Sarashina and shirokawa into the school. then she rips out shirokawa's earrings! funniest thing ever.

overall I'd give it a 7/10 nothing earth shattering but it has potential and should be a good watch.

getting good marks and procrastinating and feeling down

So that's why this reporter says "2 birds in the bush is more than one in the ass." Let's head over to our local news corespondent Vern for a report in news no one cares about.

Thanks Tom. I'd first like to give a shout out to my mom, thanks for the chocolate bunny mom it was awesome. Now on to NEWS THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT. For our first story I'd like to let you all know that even though i handed in my computer science assignment a day late meaning i got -10% i still pulled off a 80. Yeah it was pretty awesome. rumor is that my partner on the assignment John, gave our teacher Paul some "extra curricular services" if you know what i mean. However i have yet to finish my English proposal essay it's only worth 25% of my mark and not finishing it means i fail, don't hold your breath for me. In other news, for the last few hours I've kinda felt down in a sense. i honestly don't know why, maybe I'm just stressed about this silly essay... or cause a certain someone is busy at work. But we'll just have to wait and see. For our final report I'd like to let you all know i caught zapdos, suicune and lugia last night. it was pretty bitching. Over to you Tom.

wow. just wow. i can't believe that. a 80 even while being 1 day late? that's pretty incredible. Thanks for the updates Vern.

(i couldn't tell you why i decided to write this like a news show... it'll probably never happen again)

being nice and mario and Dilbert

When catbert first made his appearance as the evil human resource manager he was nameless and the author planned to nix the character after his small role had been played. However all the fans wrote into the author saying "hey i really like catbert! can't wait till his next appearance" very interesting how what originally was a minor character turns out to be one of the new fan favourites, even more curious is that the the fans named him. Also did you guys notice that Dilbert's boss's name has never been mentioned? yeah the author refers to him as the spiky haired boss. I found Dilbert at super store randomly for $18 and just HAD to buy it. So recently i've been watching a lot. It made me wonder if watching Dilbert as a child was what lead me to be such a complete and utter nerd. i always had a fascination with engineering and maybe it just so happened to come out of my love for Dilbert. Kinda funny how now i've turned into a programmer...

My sister and i got new super mario brothers wii for Easter. we've been playing it a lot recently and i got to say it's a lot of fun. i have yet to try one player cause i know it'll be a lot easier cause i won't have to deal with my sister trying to make all of the jumps on her own then either failing or totally fucking me up...

Back in high school i was a lot nicer in general to most of the people around me. i was talking to my one friend who i've known since grade 10 and she totally agreed with me. it made me think about the things that happened which caused me to become a bit more bitter in my everyday life. There have been a few people recently that have brought out this inner niceness in me and it really made me think. So i thought maybe i should just be like this all the time. go back to being mr nice guy. It's just a thought right now i haven't totally decided on it yet... i think i might try and do it. but is forcing myself to be nice really the right thing to do? can i really go through with it we'll just have to wait and see.

pokemon and computer science and regrets

I don't really regret a lot of things in my life. It's a funny thing that i thought about the other day. I always do what i feel is right at the time so really and truly even if i find out later that i miss informed i don't regret my actions. i hate having to take things back. i'd rather charge ahead and make progress rather then turn around and ponder the ones behind me. sure every so often you need to look back on your life and ponder the things you did and learn from them. but there's no reason to try and change the past. live for today and dream for tomorrow. you can quote me if you want.

The last few weeks have been full of sleepless nights and busy days. i've been tirelessly working away at finishing the coding of my game and finally after everything a week late i got assignment 2 done. see cause in order to finish assignment 3 i have to have a working assignment 2. so that's what happened. but that's all fine and dandy i guess all in all it's going well and our teacher really likes our game since we put him in it.

i fucking caught a ho-oh with one quick ball on only my second time of trying. fucking awesome. pokewalkers are also the bomb just wanted to let you all know.

getting lost and best friends and broken hearts

alix: "i'm borrrrrrrrred"
me:"i'm playing pokemon...."
alix: lameo
me: "don't you have a bf to hang out with right now?"
alix: "no he's being lame..."
me: "oh. well. i guess we could hang out. Mett me at the park in 20 minutes i wanna beat this trainer"

meet up 20 minutes later

me:"so i almost brought my gameboy...."
alix:"i almost brought my gameboy cause i thought you'd almost bring yours"
me:"let's get lost. you have a gps right?"

1 hour later of awesome fun and doing stupid things while going 150 km/h

me:"FOLLOW THAT GUY!"
alix:"OK!"

we then accidentally found our way home after exiting city limits and preceded to go to the park to go swing.

fucking best night ever.

my heart is gold and my soul is silver and my geodude is shiny

so i started playin heart gold and soul silver, on my first trip into the dark cave i fond a shiny geodude it had to be the best thing ever, fuckin caught and apparently it has pretty good stats. kinda tempted to train it but i trained one in my play through of fire red so iunno what to do....

currently my team is made of the following bayleef, flaffy and spearow i want to star training either a poliwag or a slowpoke soon to add to my team.

i'm planning on using donphan and scyther/scizor as my last 2 pokemon, should be ballin'.

on a different note. i've been programming like a bus lately. it hasn't been fun at all mind you it is my fault for leaving it till the last minute, it's really cutting into my pokemon time. my game works pretty well if i do say so myself, it's doin some weird things at the moment but i hope to have it working perfectly soon... UHG then i have to do a writeup about and i have to write the draft for my stupid essay tonight as well!!!

things i just don't get/realized

So as i'm walking off the bus at school i look around and notice that there are a lot of people in "business wear." thing is that i look at the girls and what their wearing is considered to be business wear but there was one girl wearing super short short and another girl in booty shorts both wearing super high heels that they can hardly walk in. i think wtf. ok so there's a job fair today and they are obviously going there to try and get a job. but to me it seems that presenting yourself as a whore by night who can't walk fast enough to make sure that report is on mr jones desk by 3pm sharp is just plain stupid. it'll be funny though considering most of the employer booths have women behind them. Good luck trying to get them to fall in love with you therefore higher you. which is another thing, why the hell would you want a potential boss seeing you dressed all sluty but still business like? Are you trying to get fucked for a promotion? do anything it takes to make it to the top and get the best position? just doesn't make any sense to me. sigh.

Another thing i realized that's on a totally different note. Friend. Galileo or plato (can't remember who) said that a true friend is a second self. It's kinda interesting how true that is. I've been through a lot of friends, i'll be the first to admit to it, and there are a lot of people that come and go in my life. BUT i have 1 friends that has actually always unbiasedly been there, even when we fight we still end up being friends a few weeks later. generally it's cause i cave and say "yeah so i was a retard bffs?" but again i've been put into a situation where yeah i kinda do want to do that, but if a true friend is a second self, shouldn't they want to as well? shouldn't that person have the dignity and morals to come and talk to me? It's funny cause they're probably reading this right now and thinking "what an asshole" or "maybe i should" or they don't even realize it's about them. Really and truly though, if i wanted to remain friends and continue to work things out i would, but this want to not, it proves a point really. a friend will bail you out of a jail, a true friend will be sitting beside you behind bars "man we really fucked up" funny thing is i now know the difference and i understand it enough to tell who is who. when shit really goes down you can always tell who's who, always.

so to my friend thinking that this is about you, it probably isn't but why haven't you called in the last month?

things i hate v3.0

1. feminists. k i'll start with this. Women can do whatever the hell they like, i seriously don't care. BUT, they can be very annoying sometimes and it makes me laugh so much when they say that they hate it when women try and make themselves all pretty but aren't they doing the same on some level? uhg. iunno i don't get it we won't go into it anymore, they just annoy me sometimes.

2. being a procrastinator. If someone asked me what my worst quality was i'd tell them "iunno i'll figure it out later" yeah that was a joke guys. i'm a procrastinator to no ends. it's pretty bad to be honest. sometimes i'll even procrastinate procrastinating.... i don't know how that works but we'll figure it out some other time. haha i just typed what i thought didn't mean for the pun. right now i'm suppose to be doing my homework and yet what am i doing? writing on my blog that only a handful of people read, some of which....we won't get into. but beside the point procrastinating. it's a horrible thing

3. philosophy. It's so open to debate that you can pretty much create any sort of world you wish with any rules at all and be able to present it as a model of our world. it makes me laugh i guess because a perfect model is a model that can not be disputed but that doesn't mean it's right. alas philosophy greatly amuses me and i enjoy reading and writing about it in my spare time. yuh, not just for school bitches.

4. people who think they're always right. this kinda ties into the philosophy and feminist thing but i thought i'd make it a separate entity as to be able to talk about it in general and not repeat myself. These people make me want too kill babies. My mother is very much like this. I can't argue anything with her because as she thinks she's always right she'll change things that happened and change what they mean to fit her needs. it is very annoying. in my moms world the sky isn't blue and it was never blue. the sky is w.e color she wants it to be and that's just the way it is.

5. animes that go main stream. i do a lot of research in up and coming animes i'd like to think of my self as well informed and i read a lot of different things and even WATCH animes before i decide if i like them or not and wish to follow them. For the last little bit there hasn't been an anime out that i don't know something about and don't have an opinion about. SO when i start to see an anime get OVERLY popular like bleach or naruto i start to get scared. It means that now the creators have a market meaning they can decrease quality for quantity. it just kinda sickens me...like one piece for example is awesome. everyone knows about it and those that like it love it and know everything about it BUT you don't go to ota fest and see a million people dressed up like luffy, like you would for naruto or bleach or deathnote. it's those fake anime fans that really get to me. it's like watching certain animes declares your social status or something and that in order to be popular you have to know about the popular animes. but seriously guys bleach sucks right now, shippuden isn't bad but i don't like it as much anymore and code geass r2 pretty much sucked k?

6. fucking homework. nuff said.

7. i was gonna devote a blog post to this all on it's own but i think i'll just write it all here. i steal peoples word and phrases. APPARENTLY even the ones i thought i came up with were actually taken from someone else. the only one i know for sure is mine is typo trolls.... and maybe mrrrr not pronounced mister. even my fav iunno was stolen it's sad....

8. fucking stupid songs that get stuck in your head. example party in the usa by god dman fucking miley cyrus. fuck i hate it.

9. running out of things to rant about but still wanting to rant....

pretty meaningful.

curtain call, it's the final show. This is goodbye. You'll see me again but i'll be playing a different role.

just curious or overly paranoid?

So I've been doing a lot of self reflecting recently and trying to understand myself, figure out why exactly i do the things i do and understand how my thoughts and feelings get turned into action.

So i started thinking about my curiosity I'd have to say I'm curious like a kitten. I like to know things, i want facts and details and explanations, a lot of times it's about things i don't even need to know or perhaps something i shouldn't know. We'll look at interior reasons for my curiosity and disregard any exterior reasons.

This brings me to my point, is my curiosity purely curiosity is or it based off of paranoia. As i was thinking about things i started to realize that i can be overly paranoid about things at time, which is normal. BUT i think it's actually more than that, i may actually be so paranoid that i use "curiosity" as a cover for it.

I end up thinking "if they can't tell me that it must be bad, if it's bad it must be about me. therefore this is something i need to know" which to me rationalizes the process of getting something out of said person. It's interesting, i may not actually be curious, just paranoid about not knowing everything.

In ethics class we discussed that authentic happiness leads to a good quality of life. Authentic happiness is made up of knowing all the relevant facts and being autonomous. For example in the situation of Betty the housewife, she lives her whole life happy knowing her husband loves her, bu before she dies he tells her that he cheated on her multiple times. All though the women may say she had a happy life it wasn't a good life, because she hat at the time based that happiness on the what she thought was a fact that her husband was only devoted to her, when he wasn't.

however there is a point where you just can't care about things and certain knowledge doesn't lead towards a better quality of life because you can't know everything. It's a very interesting dilemma, one which i seem to take care of by trying to know and understand everything, which in turn only causes me more pain generally than good. So i guess i'm paranoid about not knowing something important that i base my quality of life off of...

Wow. Some food for thought.

new computers ftw

so i FINALLY upgraded suzy (that's what i named my computer btw)

i went from xp to windows 7 and omg was it a jump, so to say. i had barely even played around with vista let alone touched windows 7, this whole bar where i can pin programs is fucking sweet, just the whole thing is awesome, i love that they call the boarders of a window "glass" haha it made me laugh. it's just all around epic though seriously, it does things FOR me. i'm use to jumping through hops to get xp to do things and 7 just does it for me, all i have to do is apply my "administrative privileges" haha makes me feel like a boss. LOL

anyways she runs like a beauty now and i love it, all i'm missing now is microsoft word!

traveling through time after killing people

k so i had the craziest dream last night. This guy drenched in blood came out of fucking no where and said "listen w.e you do don't lose your temper" i replied with "i hope you're covered in pizza sauce...." "i can't stay here for much longer i have to hide this" as he points to a bloody knife in his hand. then he's gone. now i didn't realize what was going on until this morning on the bus. it hit me! that was my future self warning me not to kill someone! Oddly enough the first thought that crossed my mind "if he could time travel why didn't he go ride some fucking dinosaurs?!"

i know... weird stuff right?

you know you've drank too much when....

...you dance like a complete retard to music you've never heard before

...you forget how much you've drank

...you insist on having your "point of interest" heard

...you mock the designated driver, while she's driving

...at the end of the night you realize the only new number you got was from a guy in your group. but it's all good cause you made a new friend :)

...talking to your friend on the phone she says "got to bed" you say "no" then fall asleep on talking to her 5 minutes later

...you mix peoples name up consistently

...you line up for no reason.

...you can't figure out where this line up going, then your sober friend tells you it isn't a line up.

...you giggle at every joke, even though no one is talking

...you know for sure you drank more than everyone else...combined

...the next morning you find a gash on your leg and bruise on your arm, wtf happened?

...when you text people you shouldn't be and regret it like no tomorrow.

...you think he-man is the epitome of manliness

...you buy another drink even though you said you were done...after saying the one before that one was your last one too.

...you think santa clause is metal

my night in a nutshell.

anime review time! first thoughs on durarara and baka to test shoukanjuu

hookay lotta stuff to talk about today let's get started

durarara
i've seen the first 4 episodes of it and i've got to say it's REALLY good. amazing good. It is VERY stylish, good music, lots of depth (so far) and entertains me. all the characters seem to be intertwined and there's some sort of gang war going on. Not to mention the headless rider! SSPOOOKKKYYYY! episode 4 explains the whole deal with the headless rider and to i had a lot of mixed feelings about it. i had hoped they wouldn't take a whole mythical creature path with it and maybe do some sort of science or be all like "dun dun dun! headless rider does not exist!" so we'll have to see how the series goes from now on. All the characters are pretty neat to be honest. even the wimpy new kid is still kind of a bad ass.

baka to test shoukanjuu

k guys this is totally just a sit back chill out and laugh at stupid/cuteness kind of anime. the plot is simple as hell and the episodes thus far are very relationship development and character interactions. It's NOT a fighter. BUT it does have some neat things about. The battles in episode one was fucking intense. hopefully we get some more of that soon cause it really made the anime epic. There's a lot of funny parts and all the characters are pretty flat and it's VERY easy to tell what they'll do next. there's the cute ditzy pink haired girl who turns out to have really high grades and have a super star summon. Then there's the bad ass leader type, the tough girl who's really a softy, a pervert and the main character who's a total retard and doesn't understand girls. oh and all the girls are in love with him. typical no?
it's funny though and amuses me.

karaoke and kryptonite

SO i went to the rat and parrot for karaoke last night, gotta say it was pretty fucking awesome. $10 high ball jugs? what beats that? KARAOKE! now. as some of you may know i can sometimes be on the shy side (i know right?) so i gotta get a drink (or 3) inside of me before i can actually stop acting like a pansy. So as some of you may know i'm in love with taylor swift and as i'm looking through the song book i say "i'll sing our song by taylor swift with anyone that's up for it" 5 minute's later jocelyn, this new girl i met nicknamed giggles and i ended up on stage singing our song. i'll be honest it probably sounded like shit but oh well it was all good. Now that i'm in the singing mood i think "hrm what song do i love more than all?" answer - KRYPTONITE by 3 doors down. so i suck back my jug of rum and coke and head on up. APPARENTLY it sounded really good but you know i was drunk and so was the rest of the bar. it was all good though. fun times


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finally found my FAVOURITE quote from knights of the old republic. putting it here so i'll always have it

Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds.

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K so. Everyone knows about how you can like someones status and comment on them on facebook and all that good stuff. you know what i HATE? retards that like EVERYTHING i could change my status too "would really like to kill some babies right now" and SOME ONE will like it. (a certain someone who will remain anonymous) you know what i haven't talked to you in YEARS YEAH YEARS so stop fucking liking all my statuses it gets really fucking annoying. i cant post ANYTHING without you reading it and liking it or posting on it. fuck get a life. crazy stalker.

ufs is a dead man, miss him, miss him, miss him.

So the last 2 ufs tourneys at trilogy have had a pretty poor turn out. I was really hoping that the game wouldn't die out this fast but it appears as if it has, which is a shame. but all in all atleast i can go there to have fun....untill the yugioh players show up.

Legend of zelda spirit tracks

WOAH! k so for x-mas i got the not so long awaited new Zelda game for ds. I've played every zelda game except for 1 and 2 so i've been around the block. I KNOW that the gameboy games don't stand up to ocarina or twilight princess BUT they're still generally AMAZING fucking games. i'm STILL trying to get everything in links awakening some of the secret stuff is fucking hard to get k? ever try to go throuhg links awakening without dieing either? that's a bitch. I HAVE you get a special ending with doves flying around. So you know, i've come to expect decent games out of the Zelda series.Phantom hourglass has to be the worst out of the series. Until this game. Spirit tracks is SO BAD i can't even bring myself to finish it! fuck you ign for giving it a 9.3 nintendo must have paid a LOT for you to suck that much cock. This game is retarded. YEAH the whole thing about REDOING the main dungeon got fixed and i like it. BUT IT'S SO BAD. fuck. i NEVER got stuck. i always knew what to do and where to go. WELL except for when some kid asked me to take him to a place where he could fly with the birds. turns out bird land wasn't good enough, he wanted a hot air balloon... sounds very bird friendly to me. fucker. ANYWAYS. here's all my problems with the game in sequential order of how much it fucking pisses me off. spoiler alert one items, cause i was pretty fucking amazed when i got a couple items so i don't wanna ruin it if you're gonna play the game. but i labeled it.

1. Controlling fucking zelda while she's inhabiting a armor is FUCKING HARD AND STUPID! fuck. there's even a boss where you're suppose to get both zelda AND link to dodge stuff, but you can only control one at time, making the fight a living hell full of screaming at the bitch (zelda) for getting in the way. BUT to make it worse there's a "call" button, which is SUPPOSE to make zelda come to your location. EXCEPT that she only tries to move in a straight line, so if she's on the other side of a block you'll have to get her OR move her to you. BUT the path finder gets worse. it has trouble with different heights. and instead of taking stairs she'll jump, BUT she'll jump into quick sand and die. fucking bitch. you'd think they'd make a decent path finder? but no dice.

SPOILER START

2.k so one of the items you get is a whip. yeah awesome make you feel like fucking indiana jones, roaming through dungeons looking for shit fighting bosses, being followed by an annoying transparent female. BUT who needs anything else once you get the whip? SURe it doesn't do as much damage as the sword, BUT it's unlimited and you're pretty much fucking invincible while flailing this thing around, fuck the shitty sword controls, just TAP YOUR ENEMIES TO DEATH! Only good thing is you can whip zelda while she's in armor. TAKE THAT BITCH! JUST LIKE LAST NIGHT!

SPOILER DONE

3. the bosses are SO fucking easy. WELL except for the second one. i actually died agaainst him. BUT that's cause you have to guess at where to hit the bitch. left or right. get it wrong twice he fucking owns you. and i only had 4 hearts cause getting any extra secret hearts would make the game too fucking easy. not only that most of the boses are just gimicky, unfun, unoriginal and stupid. fuck. where'd the hard bosses go?

4. BOMBS. most zelda games either give you bombs, force you to find them or EVENTUALLY expect you to have gotten them. but throughout the WHOLE game i never needed them. if there was a secret bombable spot or someplace to use a bomb there was a bomb flower right beside it. so wtf was the point of giving us bombs as a item? dumb fucks.

5. fuck you train. i miss fucking getting on my horse and riding across the epic landscape or getting in my boat and sailing to wherever the fuck the wind took me. but with these fucking tracks to get from a to b you either go left and up or right and up. you've been left 5 times and right 7 times. have fun. even fucking having to navigate from one side of a island to another is better atleast i can fucking pretend to get lost or accidentally find a secret, there ARE no secret places. there's just tracks that go no where so OBVIOUSLY something must fucking be there. nice job hiding the secret fags.

6. Overall it feels really fucking childish. It's like their intended audience is 10 year old retards that are gonna say "CHOO CHOOO" while shuffling their feet as they drive their train. hopefully the fucker is wearing wool socks and shocks this piece of crap game out of existence. What ever happened to epic dungeons and HARD bosses? crazy secrets, the fucking water temple of FUCKING HELL?! WHAT HAPPENED NINTENDO?! if you wanna make an action zelda type game call it something else don't ruin the zelda series anymore than you have!

7. it's not even the same fucking assholes from phantom hourglass and wind waker! it's everyone fucking grand children. that all migrated to some fucking country where they built temples and shit to hide all of links awesome items. and what's with the tech?! steam trains but no guns or machines or anything?! they're still using "magic" for shit. fucking game.

Overall all i have to say to this game is "thanks for the fun and making me feel retarded cause all i could do was over think all the puzzles and fuck you for being such a gay game. why'd i fucking buy it?!

i hate it when

k hold on to your seats folks. here comes a rant!

I hate it when....

..animes i don't like become popular. Example linebarrels of iron. i don't care for it, sure it's got mechs, sure there's hot chicks, sure the animation is good, BUT the main character is a whinny stupid dumb bitch, who thinks that cause he has a mech he's a fucking god. GET A LIFE DOUCHE. Why do i hate this? Well i'd have no problem getting into a good discussion about it with an actual otaku, but espically in the west you get the idiots that only watch things cause it's popular not cause they like. they have no arguments as to WHY the show is good, so i end up getting in circular arguments with them. As we all know circles are infinite so it's just stupid and boring.

...i'm about to kill a pokemon and know that i have twice as much hp as what the opponents pokemon did, BUT they manage to critical hit, which does 2.5 times more damage. so i die. fucker, i wanted torchick to go up a level

...my friends become successful... LOL

...my internet randomly dies, which it likes to do a lot now a days. it always seems to happen too when i'm in a heated discussion on msn and it almost may seem like i went offline in a huff and puff. guess what, half way though writing this my internet died. karma's a bitch.

...i accidentally give out my phone number to someone REALLY fucking annoying. Of coarse he has annoying fucking friends and they find out i gave him my number so they ask too, awkward to respond with "no, you're fucking annoying"

...I Think i did the right thing but end up fucking everything up horribly, emotions are a bitch.

my long awaited revival?

so uh, kinda forgot all about this thing. dunno why i haven't been posting but lets get back to it!

woah wa we wa! i got second at the city champs for ufs recently. had an AWESOME TIME, really makes me pissed that fantasy flight dropped ufs. BUT all in all it was great.

I took a sophitia order fire deck. she did pretty well for herself i must say. mostly just speed and block mod stuff with dragon lifters and hammers for kills. I'll write about ti next time as i'm REALLY tired.

today was my second day of school, of coarse what do i do? sleep in, miss my first class. almost leave everything at home. good way to start the year lol. it was fun though. i really like most of my classes so far. anyways. i should be off to bed!