So that's why this reporter says "2 birds in the bush is more than one in the ass." Let's head over to our local news corespondent Vern for a report in news no one cares about.
Thanks Tom. I'd first like to give a shout out to my mom, thanks for the chocolate bunny mom it was awesome. Now on to NEWS THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT. For our first story I'd like to let you all know that even though i handed in my computer science assignment a day late meaning i got -10% i still pulled off a 80. Yeah it was pretty awesome. rumor is that my partner on the assignment John, gave our teacher Paul some "extra curricular services" if you know what i mean. However i have yet to finish my English proposal essay it's only worth 25% of my mark and not finishing it means i fail, don't hold your breath for me. In other news, for the last few hours I've kinda felt down in a sense. i honestly don't know why, maybe I'm just stressed about this silly essay... or cause a certain someone is busy at work. But we'll just have to wait and see. For our final report I'd like to let you all know i caught zapdos, suicune and lugia last night. it was pretty bitching. Over to you Tom.
wow. just wow. i can't believe that. a 80 even while being 1 day late? that's pretty incredible. Thanks for the updates Vern.
(i couldn't tell you why i decided to write this like a news show... it'll probably never happen again)
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