...you dance like a complete retard to music you've never heard before
...you forget how much you've drank
...you insist on having your "point of interest" heard
...you mock the designated driver, while she's driving
...at the end of the night you realize the only new number you got was from a guy in your group. but it's all good cause you made a new friend :)
...talking to your friend on the phone she says "got to bed" you say "no" then fall asleep on talking to her 5 minutes later
...you mix peoples name up consistently
...you line up for no reason.
...you can't figure out where this line up going, then your sober friend tells you it isn't a line up.
...you giggle at every joke, even though no one is talking
...you know for sure you drank more than everyone else...combined
...the next morning you find a gash on your leg and bruise on your arm, wtf happened?
...when you text people you shouldn't be and regret it like no tomorrow.
...you think he-man is the epitome of manliness
...you buy another drink even though you said you were done...after saying the one before that one was your last one too.
...you think santa clause is metal
my night in a nutshell.
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