SO i went to the rat and parrot for karaoke last night, gotta say it was pretty fucking awesome. $10 high ball jugs? what beats that? KARAOKE! now. as some of you may know i can sometimes be on the shy side (i know right?) so i gotta get a drink (or 3) inside of me before i can actually stop acting like a pansy. So as some of you may know i'm in love with taylor swift and as i'm looking through the song book i say "i'll sing our song by taylor swift with anyone that's up for it" 5 minute's later jocelyn, this new girl i met nicknamed giggles and i ended up on stage singing our song. i'll be honest it probably sounded like shit but oh well it was all good. Now that i'm in the singing mood i think "hrm what song do i love more than all?" answer - KRYPTONITE by 3 doors down. so i suck back my jug of rum and coke and head on up. APPARENTLY it sounded really good but you know i was drunk and so was the rest of the bar. it was all good though. fun times
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finally found my FAVOURITE quote from knights of the old republic. putting it here so i'll always have it
Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Vern Townsend likes this
K so. Everyone knows about how you can like someones status and comment on them on facebook and all that good stuff. you know what i HATE? retards that like EVERYTHING i could change my status too "would really like to kill some babies right now" and SOME ONE will like it. (a certain someone who will remain anonymous) you know what i haven't talked to you in YEARS YEAH YEARS so stop fucking liking all my statuses it gets really fucking annoying. i cant post ANYTHING without you reading it and liking it or posting on it. fuck get a life. crazy stalker.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
ufs is a dead man, miss him, miss him, miss him.
So the last 2 ufs tourneys at trilogy have had a pretty poor turn out. I was really hoping that the game wouldn't die out this fast but it appears as if it has, which is a shame. but all in all atleast i can go there to have fun....untill the yugioh players show up.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Legend of zelda spirit tracks
WOAH! k so for x-mas i got the not so long awaited new Zelda game for ds. I've played every zelda game except for 1 and 2 so i've been around the block. I KNOW that the gameboy games don't stand up to ocarina or twilight princess BUT they're still generally AMAZING fucking games. i'm STILL trying to get everything in links awakening some of the secret stuff is fucking hard to get k? ever try to go throuhg links awakening without dieing either? that's a bitch. I HAVE you get a special ending with doves flying around. So you know, i've come to expect decent games out of the Zelda series.Phantom hourglass has to be the worst out of the series. Until this game. Spirit tracks is SO BAD i can't even bring myself to finish it! fuck you ign for giving it a 9.3 nintendo must have paid a LOT for you to suck that much cock. This game is retarded. YEAH the whole thing about REDOING the main dungeon got fixed and i like it. BUT IT'S SO BAD. fuck. i NEVER got stuck. i always knew what to do and where to go. WELL except for when some kid asked me to take him to a place where he could fly with the birds. turns out bird land wasn't good enough, he wanted a hot air balloon... sounds very bird friendly to me. fucker. ANYWAYS. here's all my problems with the game in sequential order of how much it fucking pisses me off. spoiler alert one items, cause i was pretty fucking amazed when i got a couple items so i don't wanna ruin it if you're gonna play the game. but i labeled it.
1. Controlling fucking zelda while she's inhabiting a armor is FUCKING HARD AND STUPID! fuck. there's even a boss where you're suppose to get both zelda AND link to dodge stuff, but you can only control one at time, making the fight a living hell full of screaming at the bitch (zelda) for getting in the way. BUT to make it worse there's a "call" button, which is SUPPOSE to make zelda come to your location. EXCEPT that she only tries to move in a straight line, so if she's on the other side of a block you'll have to get her OR move her to you. BUT the path finder gets worse. it has trouble with different heights. and instead of taking stairs she'll jump, BUT she'll jump into quick sand and die. fucking bitch. you'd think they'd make a decent path finder? but no dice.
SPOILER START
2.k so one of the items you get is a whip. yeah awesome make you feel like fucking indiana jones, roaming through dungeons looking for shit fighting bosses, being followed by an annoying transparent female. BUT who needs anything else once you get the whip? SURe it doesn't do as much damage as the sword, BUT it's unlimited and you're pretty much fucking invincible while flailing this thing around, fuck the shitty sword controls, just TAP YOUR ENEMIES TO DEATH! Only good thing is you can whip zelda while she's in armor. TAKE THAT BITCH! JUST LIKE LAST NIGHT!
SPOILER DONE
3. the bosses are SO fucking easy. WELL except for the second one. i actually died agaainst him. BUT that's cause you have to guess at where to hit the bitch. left or right. get it wrong twice he fucking owns you. and i only had 4 hearts cause getting any extra secret hearts would make the game too fucking easy. not only that most of the boses are just gimicky, unfun, unoriginal and stupid. fuck. where'd the hard bosses go?
4. BOMBS. most zelda games either give you bombs, force you to find them or EVENTUALLY expect you to have gotten them. but throughout the WHOLE game i never needed them. if there was a secret bombable spot or someplace to use a bomb there was a bomb flower right beside it. so wtf was the point of giving us bombs as a item? dumb fucks.
5. fuck you train. i miss fucking getting on my horse and riding across the epic landscape or getting in my boat and sailing to wherever the fuck the wind took me. but with these fucking tracks to get from a to b you either go left and up or right and up. you've been left 5 times and right 7 times. have fun. even fucking having to navigate from one side of a island to another is better atleast i can fucking pretend to get lost or accidentally find a secret, there ARE no secret places. there's just tracks that go no where so OBVIOUSLY something must fucking be there. nice job hiding the secret fags.
6. Overall it feels really fucking childish. It's like their intended audience is 10 year old retards that are gonna say "CHOO CHOOO" while shuffling their feet as they drive their train. hopefully the fucker is wearing wool socks and shocks this piece of crap game out of existence. What ever happened to epic dungeons and HARD bosses? crazy secrets, the fucking water temple of FUCKING HELL?! WHAT HAPPENED NINTENDO?! if you wanna make an action zelda type game call it something else don't ruin the zelda series anymore than you have!
7. it's not even the same fucking assholes from phantom hourglass and wind waker! it's everyone fucking grand children. that all migrated to some fucking country where they built temples and shit to hide all of links awesome items. and what's with the tech?! steam trains but no guns or machines or anything?! they're still using "magic" for shit. fucking game.
Overall all i have to say to this game is "thanks for the fun and making me feel retarded cause all i could do was over think all the puzzles and fuck you for being such a gay game. why'd i fucking buy it?!
1. Controlling fucking zelda while she's inhabiting a armor is FUCKING HARD AND STUPID! fuck. there's even a boss where you're suppose to get both zelda AND link to dodge stuff, but you can only control one at time, making the fight a living hell full of screaming at the bitch (zelda) for getting in the way. BUT to make it worse there's a "call" button, which is SUPPOSE to make zelda come to your location. EXCEPT that she only tries to move in a straight line, so if she's on the other side of a block you'll have to get her OR move her to you. BUT the path finder gets worse. it has trouble with different heights. and instead of taking stairs she'll jump, BUT she'll jump into quick sand and die. fucking bitch. you'd think they'd make a decent path finder? but no dice.
SPOILER START
2.k so one of the items you get is a whip. yeah awesome make you feel like fucking indiana jones, roaming through dungeons looking for shit fighting bosses, being followed by an annoying transparent female. BUT who needs anything else once you get the whip? SURe it doesn't do as much damage as the sword, BUT it's unlimited and you're pretty much fucking invincible while flailing this thing around, fuck the shitty sword controls, just TAP YOUR ENEMIES TO DEATH! Only good thing is you can whip zelda while she's in armor. TAKE THAT BITCH! JUST LIKE LAST NIGHT!
SPOILER DONE
3. the bosses are SO fucking easy. WELL except for the second one. i actually died agaainst him. BUT that's cause you have to guess at where to hit the bitch. left or right. get it wrong twice he fucking owns you. and i only had 4 hearts cause getting any extra secret hearts would make the game too fucking easy. not only that most of the boses are just gimicky, unfun, unoriginal and stupid. fuck. where'd the hard bosses go?
4. BOMBS. most zelda games either give you bombs, force you to find them or EVENTUALLY expect you to have gotten them. but throughout the WHOLE game i never needed them. if there was a secret bombable spot or someplace to use a bomb there was a bomb flower right beside it. so wtf was the point of giving us bombs as a item? dumb fucks.
5. fuck you train. i miss fucking getting on my horse and riding across the epic landscape or getting in my boat and sailing to wherever the fuck the wind took me. but with these fucking tracks to get from a to b you either go left and up or right and up. you've been left 5 times and right 7 times. have fun. even fucking having to navigate from one side of a island to another is better atleast i can fucking pretend to get lost or accidentally find a secret, there ARE no secret places. there's just tracks that go no where so OBVIOUSLY something must fucking be there. nice job hiding the secret fags.
6. Overall it feels really fucking childish. It's like their intended audience is 10 year old retards that are gonna say "CHOO CHOOO" while shuffling their feet as they drive their train. hopefully the fucker is wearing wool socks and shocks this piece of crap game out of existence. What ever happened to epic dungeons and HARD bosses? crazy secrets, the fucking water temple of FUCKING HELL?! WHAT HAPPENED NINTENDO?! if you wanna make an action zelda type game call it something else don't ruin the zelda series anymore than you have!
7. it's not even the same fucking assholes from phantom hourglass and wind waker! it's everyone fucking grand children. that all migrated to some fucking country where they built temples and shit to hide all of links awesome items. and what's with the tech?! steam trains but no guns or machines or anything?! they're still using "magic" for shit. fucking game.
Overall all i have to say to this game is "thanks for the fun and making me feel retarded cause all i could do was over think all the puzzles and fuck you for being such a gay game. why'd i fucking buy it?!
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
i hate it when
k hold on to your seats folks. here comes a rant!
I hate it when....
..animes i don't like become popular. Example linebarrels of iron. i don't care for it, sure it's got mechs, sure there's hot chicks, sure the animation is good, BUT the main character is a whinny stupid dumb bitch, who thinks that cause he has a mech he's a fucking god. GET A LIFE DOUCHE. Why do i hate this? Well i'd have no problem getting into a good discussion about it with an actual otaku, but espically in the west you get the idiots that only watch things cause it's popular not cause they like. they have no arguments as to WHY the show is good, so i end up getting in circular arguments with them. As we all know circles are infinite so it's just stupid and boring.
...i'm about to kill a pokemon and know that i have twice as much hp as what the opponents pokemon did, BUT they manage to critical hit, which does 2.5 times more damage. so i die. fucker, i wanted torchick to go up a level
...my friends become successful... LOL
...my internet randomly dies, which it likes to do a lot now a days. it always seems to happen too when i'm in a heated discussion on msn and it almost may seem like i went offline in a huff and puff. guess what, half way though writing this my internet died. karma's a bitch.
...i accidentally give out my phone number to someone REALLY fucking annoying. Of coarse he has annoying fucking friends and they find out i gave him my number so they ask too, awkward to respond with "no, you're fucking annoying"
...I Think i did the right thing but end up fucking everything up horribly, emotions are a bitch.
I hate it when....
..animes i don't like become popular. Example linebarrels of iron. i don't care for it, sure it's got mechs, sure there's hot chicks, sure the animation is good, BUT the main character is a whinny stupid dumb bitch, who thinks that cause he has a mech he's a fucking god. GET A LIFE DOUCHE. Why do i hate this? Well i'd have no problem getting into a good discussion about it with an actual otaku, but espically in the west you get the idiots that only watch things cause it's popular not cause they like. they have no arguments as to WHY the show is good, so i end up getting in circular arguments with them. As we all know circles are infinite so it's just stupid and boring.
...i'm about to kill a pokemon and know that i have twice as much hp as what the opponents pokemon did, BUT they manage to critical hit, which does 2.5 times more damage. so i die. fucker, i wanted torchick to go up a level
...my friends become successful... LOL
...my internet randomly dies, which it likes to do a lot now a days. it always seems to happen too when i'm in a heated discussion on msn and it almost may seem like i went offline in a huff and puff. guess what, half way though writing this my internet died. karma's a bitch.
...i accidentally give out my phone number to someone REALLY fucking annoying. Of coarse he has annoying fucking friends and they find out i gave him my number so they ask too, awkward to respond with "no, you're fucking annoying"
...I Think i did the right thing but end up fucking everything up horribly, emotions are a bitch.
Monday, January 11, 2010
my long awaited revival?
so uh, kinda forgot all about this thing. dunno why i haven't been posting but lets get back to it!
woah wa we wa! i got second at the city champs for ufs recently. had an AWESOME TIME, really makes me pissed that fantasy flight dropped ufs. BUT all in all it was great.
I took a sophitia order fire deck. she did pretty well for herself i must say. mostly just speed and block mod stuff with dragon lifters and hammers for kills. I'll write about ti next time as i'm REALLY tired.
today was my second day of school, of coarse what do i do? sleep in, miss my first class. almost leave everything at home. good way to start the year lol. it was fun though. i really like most of my classes so far. anyways. i should be off to bed!
woah wa we wa! i got second at the city champs for ufs recently. had an AWESOME TIME, really makes me pissed that fantasy flight dropped ufs. BUT all in all it was great.
I took a sophitia order fire deck. she did pretty well for herself i must say. mostly just speed and block mod stuff with dragon lifters and hammers for kills. I'll write about ti next time as i'm REALLY tired.
today was my second day of school, of coarse what do i do? sleep in, miss my first class. almost leave everything at home. good way to start the year lol. it was fun though. i really like most of my classes so far. anyways. i should be off to bed!
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