So my friend and i were sitting there talking on msn when SUDDENLY he types
"OMF GOMFG OMFG STFU STFU"
after a few minutes he comes back and types
"sorry"
"fucking spider on my desk"
"big"
"huge"
then draws the above picture
"THAT BIG"
"on my desk"
"like a fucking hairy tarantula"
"Creeping along with his long, skinny fucking legs. like it was ready to pounce and give me a heart attack"
"Then i crushed it with a fucking kleenex and thinking i won i lifted the kleenex and what happens? it gets back up and fucking crawls"
"it's like you need to overkill it with a flamethrower"

all i could do was laugh, i'm STILL laughing. cheers to you jonny.