superman = loserman

K so here's the deal. Starting issue 701 of the current DC superman comic superman will be going on a not so epic adventure. He plans to WALK ACROSS AMERICA. you know, to reconnect with the people. This came when he realized he doesn't have a connection with the people whom he keeps safe. He then asked the flash who had this to say "When I'm running flat-out, I see what I figure you see when you're flying up there at several bazillion times the speed of sound," the speedster replies. "I see a blur. Unless I make an effort to see the details." NO FUCKING DUH. The flash can run at like the speed or light or something. i remember in one justice league cartoon he could fucking travel through time he was so fast. So WTF. WTF IS THIS SUPERMAN? They also said he may go down to the south and do something there. LIKE WHAT? Drink some moonshine and play a banjo?! maybe he'll fight the evil BANJOMAN? BETCHA his super power is drinking booze and making people's ears bleed. UHG. Just when you think superman can't get any lamer. they turn him into an American Terry Fox. Minus the cancer and a good cause... HERPA DERP SUPERMAN that's all i have to say. No wonder i don't read DC comics. BLARG. GOOD SHOW DC GOOD SHOW!


http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/06/23/1696634_supermans-walk-across-america.html